TXT BANAT part 3

Dahil makulit ka eto Part 3
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sabi ng teacher ko.. palpak daw ako sa alphabet, d ko man lng daw ma'recite ng tama.. kasi daw |
everytym na i recite it..
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I miss "U"...haha
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"Bakit ka malulungkot kung SINGLE ka?
Eh kung marami namang TAKEN na gusto ka."
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BOY: wow,tumatangkad ka a!

GIRL: Di naman, bakit mo nasabi?

BOY: Kasi dati hangang balikat lang kita pero ngayon nasa isip na kita!(naks!)

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boy: chocolate ka ba? *suspicious laugh

girl : haiy naku, banat n nman?

boy : ndi.. ang itim mo kasi eh.. haha

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"Nakaki ta ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sayo, kinalimutan mo na ako.
Naaliw ka lang ng konti, di mo na ako binalikan.
Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm, chips, at restaurant, kala mo kung sino ka na."
- Friendster (nagtatampo kasi lahat lumipat na sa facebook)
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"Dalawa lang ang ibig sabihin kapag tinititigan ka ng isang tao...
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yun eh kung may mali sayo...
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o may tama siya sayo."
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They say that "all the best are taken..."
Isang malaking kahibangan.
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DAHIL AKO AY SINGLE.

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banat ng pinya sa mansanas

mansana s: anong tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin tingin mo jan?

pinya: wala naman, eh bakit ka namumula?
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G F: break na tayo.

BF: Sige, Gutom na din ako eh.
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g: kamote ka ba?
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b: ABA BUMABANAT A! O CGE BKT?
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G:MUKHA KA KCNG LAMAN LUPA

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Boy: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?
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Girl: wla bkit?
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Boy: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.
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Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?
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Boy: (confused)bkit?
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Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.
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"Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

(eto gusto kong banat - adonis)
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bakit pa kelangan ng alak kung..

SA KIN PA LANG MALAKAS NA TAMA MO?
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sana naging camera na lang ako
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para naman may pag-asang ngitian mo ako!
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BINATA: NFA Rice ka ba?
DALAGA: Ha? Bakit?
BINATA: Kasi, handa akong pumila at maghintay nang matagal… makuha ka lang!

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a girl was teasing her best friend..
"ilang babae nba minahal mo huh?"
the guy smiled and replied..
"uhm? bkt ilan kba huh?"

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DALAGA : psst… meron kang kamukha.
BINATA: Sino?
DALAGA: ung pang apat kong boyfriend
BINATA: bkt? ilan nba bf mo?
DALAGA: tatlo p lang..

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guy: miss pa borrow ballpen

gurl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)

guy: ayaw sumulat eh

gurl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan

guy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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boy: there's only one thing i want to change about you..

girl: what's that?

boy: ur surname..

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boy : sana baso na lang ako...
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girl: bakit naman?
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boy: para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo...
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